My Rants!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!

So yes, once again, I went shopping on my day. Whoo!

BUT HOR THIS YEAR THE 2 OTHER SHOPPERS I WAS WITH DON'T SHOP LAH SO SAD. D:

I remember going to converse warehouse sale last year and bought my shoes! HAHA. THEY ARE STILL IN GOOD CONDITION NOW TOO EH. HAPPY BIRTHDAY SHOES! :D

Anyway, bought my slippers! :D

AND THANKS FOR THE TOPMAN WALLET. :D

Okay, going out with shooters tomorrow. SO EXCITED. MISS THEM LIKE HELLLLLL. :D ♥

TO MY BELOVED WORLD WHO ALWAYS THINK I'M SUPER UNFIT YOU ARE SO FREAKING WRONG.

Today, was legandary and awesome.

Met up with chubby, ngsuhh and peishi.

Ngsuhh was terribly late... But what's new! HAHA.

Then bus-ed to ecp.

Had macs then rented bikes.

Crazy as it sounds, we actually cycled from ecp to changi village. Took the long route. 17km.

Then we ate NASI LEMAK. -.-

Then cycled back. Tried to look out for trannys but COULDN'T SEE ANY. D:

Okay, so we cycled back. Swear I'll be nice to all philippines people. They are so awesome. So what happened was that peishi's bike's gear had problem and they were the only nice fellow cyclist who stopped by and helped us. 2 idiots before them didn't stop can! Wabiangsxzs.

Anyway, so we cycled. We attempted to take a shorter route and landed up at some ulu place with all Changi Prison stuff. -.- AND THAT ROAD WAS SO FREAKING DISGUSTING. Up hills >> down hills. -.- NEARLY DIED.

Anyway, survived that disgusting road. Then here comes the crazy part.

We needed to cross over an expressway.

We actually went against the traffic on a expressway. BUT. We turned back.

Then we tried to get our way to the hdb.And finally, we found a way.

Guess what?

We needed to go down a stairs of at least 3 storeys high with our bikes.

And we did.

Awesome.

So we cycled through neighbourhoods, tampines to bedok.

AND WHEN WE REACHED BEDOK I AM SO FUCKING HAPPY.

Reminds me of number3 but okay, that's not the main point.

So we cycled back to ecp. SWEAR.THAT.MOMENT.WAS.MIRACLE.

HAHAHAHA.

Cycled back and thanks to chubby and her dad for fetching us home.

OKAY, how can I miss out this.

Throughout our trip, no accidents. *thank God*

But. I fell.

And guess how I fell?

I fell because I wanted to board chubby's car.

Then I fell into a drain in the carpark. -.-

DON'T LAUGH. I SLAP YOU. D:

Okay, nehmind.

So that's my 35 km. (:

CAN'T WAIT FOR JOYCE TO BE BACK TO SHOW OFF TO HER. MUAHAHAHAHAHHA. :D

HI WORLD, AKA MYSELF, I AM BACK. HAHA.

A LEVELS ENDED AND THAT'S JUST SIMPLY AWESOME BECAUSE IDK WHAT ELSE OR HOW ELSE I CAN DESCRIBE THIS SENSE OF RELIEVE I AM EXPERIENCING.

But of course life is never smooth sailing luh.

But whatever, I'm glad A's over.

:D

Shall blog happy stuff!

Like... I had an awesome time with my class yesterday!

It's like, all along I couldn't really click with them all these while and I was seriously absorbed into the world of shooters because they are just like me, weird.

But oh well, yesterday was the first time I went out with them and had lots of laughter. Probably because I was sitting beside feima. :O We're like mother like son, thick skin ttm but I can never win her mansxz. D:

HAHA.

Anyway, we went to buffet town! :D My virgin trip there. HAHA.

My appetite still isn't back so I didn't eat a lot like how many will assume I did. ):

Ate, laughed, talked, laughed, ate... you get the point right.

Anyway, went to roof terrace and SAW BLOOPBLOOP. THAT'S LIKE OMGOSH SO QIAO.

Okay, so lepak there with my class and had lots of fun, more than I expected. As I said I wasn't really close with them all along!

Anyway, home.

And was planning to rot at home today. But very impromptu meeting to qianhu with renxian and yuling! :D

We actually planned to go in the morning yesterday night but how is it possible for me to wake up at 7am!

So we cancelled. Then we all woke up and realised we can still make it and so we did. ^^

AND I THOUGHT IT WAS MY VIRGIN TRIP TO QIANHU BUT I WAS WRONG. I actually went there in p1 but I forgot. D:

Anyway, so we went there to hunt for goldfish with renxian. He psycho-ed us to buy with him but of course we didn't lah! Haha.

Oh, something damn funny. Yuling was saying she didn't wanna get a fish because she's going overseas and she have no idea how to settle her tortoise. Then, as renxian was psycho-ing me, I went

me: cannot lah, i got a tortoise at home and...
yuling: HUH? YOU ALSO GOT TORTOISE AT HOME?
me: and i'm going overseas idk how to settle my tortoise.

The next thing I knew was a flying hand. D:

Okay,then we went to feed fish. KOI. Like what the hell isn't that a bubble tea. HAHA.

Anyway, when we were feeding the fish it's like a war because when we just started feeding, the fishes fought and the water JUST SPLASHED ONTO US I MEAN THAT'S SO GROSSSSS.

D:

But oh well, fun much too. ^^

Rotted and waited for shuttle bus back.

And once again, impromptu decision to bus to bukit timah for food! :D

HAD NICE FOOD. :DDD

And had island creamery! :D

AWESOME MUCH. :D

Then rotted and home! :D

Okay, start work tomorrow. ^^

MY EYECANDY WHICH I WAS REFERRING TO LAST YEAR, (refer to my archives) HER COUNTER RIGHT IN FRONT OF MINE ISN'T THIS LIKE AWESOME MUCH.

Baozhu was so funny she was telling me she'll put my at B2 (she initially told me i'll be at level3) but she'll kill me if i keep talking to my eyecandy.

BUT MY EYECANDY JUST SO PRETTY. EVEN FEIMA AND YULING AGREES. ^^

ps, i got to know her last year but by the time i really know her the fair already ended! ):

Hello any souls?

Okay lah, doubt there is any. ):

Anyway if people wanna use roller coaster as an analogy to life, then I'm at the... point which has the highest KE yet lowest GPE. In other words, I'm at the rock bottom.

._."

And so, my worst nightmare came true afterall.

._."

Gonna waste tomorrow again. Hai. Why time u no go slower. ):

But... :D

Sorry betterman, hazel has certainly neglected you. ):

Anyway, life's been pretty awesome and things are going well. (:

Just feel a little dumb for physics and chem and gp. ):

Anyway, long holiday! :D

Pretty awesome cos me gonna spend it with the people me love! :D

Monday's gonna be Kbox with shooters! ♥
Tuesday is fireworks w cock and ow! :D ♥
Wednesday is house visit with piggy and jeanice! :D
Thursday's gonna be school day, but a short one! :D
Friday's gonna be farewell from J1! :D

Muahahahaha. Cool week. :D

HELLO TODAY IS A HAPPY DAY BECAUSE I LAUGHED ALOT. HAHA.

So school was fun.

HAHA.

Physics lect first. Stonned.

Joshua, once again, WALKED IN THE WRONG DIRECTION FOR GP AGAIN! :O

Then GP lesson was funny. Jiemin was looking at stomp and we saw sick photos and Joahua actually laughed to himself when he saw a photo, yes, in the midst of a lesson. And weijie was damn slow lah! He took a long time to realise what was happening in the photo!!! -.-

And he is using his foolscap pad which has a lizard printing to threaten me. ):

Then break and ruoyang wanted to ask me something and he went ' the the thethethethe the..." then we stoned, and started laughing like hell. He was like rapping can!

huohuohuohuohuohuohuohuo! HAHAHA.

Anyway, then was physics. Walau that thunder scared most of us. ._."

shanker: when i saw that lightning i was still wondering what was that and before i realise it was a lightning, then thunder.

WTH. He say until very funny. HAHA.

And so irritating la. FOR ONCE I BROUGHT MY TYS TO SCHOOL AND HE SAID HE WANNA DO NUCLEAR2 *&#%(*&($*&^(&@(#$*&)%*)*)#. ):

Then was chem lecture. HAHA. So fun. Sat with owow~ :D

Then was chem tutorial. Time flies sia, somehow.

Then was break. Funny stuff.

me takes out ricola and ask if renxian and gena wants.

Then renxian took out his ricola and I took out mine because we had the same flavour.

Then gena took out hers. She owned both of us. HER IS THE BIG ONE. HAHAHAHA.

BUT SO FUNNY EVERYONE GOT RICOLA CAUSE NOW PROMOTION! LOL.

Then geog tutorial was dumb.

I placed my stack of answers on my lap and totally forgot about it and I took my bag and hugged it as usual.

Then I started to look for my answers frantically and Gena went " 在你脚上。" And I realised they were on my lap. So I pulled them out. And there was still one piece dangling -.- DUMB TO THE MAX. ):

Then Lucas spammed a lor of deo on J.tang's cock.

Then whole class stinked.

Then Sweeyee wanted to do that smelly action. Then his hand actually hit his specs anjd his specs went crooked and he still looked left and right and wear his specs back thinking no one saw.

But actually, Gena saw and laughed like hell. HAHHAA.

Then met up with shooters and went j8 and lepak, pastamania, bishi bashi. Cock challenged the ever-famous fresh milk roasted melon. X.x

Anyway, yesterday I had an epic fall.

When our break was ending, we decided to go change.

So one hand was holding my uniform and the other was holding my cup of finished milk tea.

Then I tripped.

And I couldn't grab onto anything since both hands were 'busy'.

So I fell.

I swear, it was epic.

I couldn't even stand up because I was laughig so hard.

I just sat down and laughed. HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Okay. Life's pretty stressful now and yet I'm not starting my revision. Fml.

I cannot peak now anyway.

So oh well.

Anyway, life's been pretty good on the other hand.

I think school ain't all that boring now.

HAHA. :D

HELLO! I GUESS THERE'S NO MORE SOULS AROUND HERE ALREADY HUH. ):

HAHA.

ANYWAY, I AM HERE TODAY TO BLOG SOMETHING YOU GUYS SURE GONNA LAUGH LIKE HELL I SWEAR IT'S MALU TTM! ):

So today was quite awesome because I end school at 615 with a total of 9 hours of lessons including one hour of pe but I didn't doze off during any lesson! Prolly because I was too malu early in the morning! ):

So it was rise and shine.

And first lesson was Physics lect.

So since physics lect was banded, everyone different lecture venues!

So I saw Joshua (who's in the same band as me) and we went to our lecture venue together.

Last lecture, our venue was at LT2.

So, we 2, walked into LT2 happily, and since both of us weren't wearing specs, we were squinting our eyes!

And so, suddenly, after like a few minutes of trying to look for my class people in the LT, he went " eh, this one j1 or j2? ?? " then I stared. And saw completely unfamiliar faces. Then we concluded it was J1! ):

And that wasn't the worse, WHEN WE WERE LAUGHING AT HOW EMBARRASSING WE WERE WHILE WALKING OUT OF LT, MISS JOHNSON SAW US AND WENT " HAIYO! HAZEL AND JOSHUA ARH~" WALAU SWEAR IT WAS EMBARRASSING TTM! ):

And the lecture venue was actually at LT1. -.-

T.T

Malu early in the morning!!! ):

I got utterly lost in physics! Like dumb dumb still go band1 lecture 找死 only! -.-

T_T

Anyway, at least I was malu only for once.

So after our lect, was GP tutorial.

Then our tuesday timetable is Chem followed by phy lect.

Then as we were walking, Joshua went to open LT4 door and wanted to go in!!! HE THOUGHT WE HAVING LECT AGAIN. OMG.

Okay, so that makes me laughed the whole morning at our retardedness. Can you imagine stepping into the wrong LT and even get busted by teachers. ):

Then GP was stone and physics tutorial was stone and chem lect was stone and chem tut was stone and geog tut was stone and pe was okay :D

I went for afternoon pe yoz! xD

Because I didn't want to study for physics test and wanted to make myself less guilty. HAHA.

Okay, so physics test was OMFGWTH. ):

Then JALAN KAYU WITH LUCAS AND COCK. =D

Watched mei le jia you and now am watching galileo. Omg.

School at 7 tomorrow. Yea, a saturday. ):

But it's with shooters. I don't mind. (:

Hi onsugar. Long time no see.

Life's been pretty awesome.

MYE results were satisfactory. OK LAH FINE VERY GOOD CAN?

At least to me lah! Given my sleeping during almost every lectures for the past 1 semester and not doing tutorials / sleeping during tutorials for the past 1 sem I'm quite blessed.

GP: 56 TOP IN CLASS SIOL. ME WANNA LAUGH SO BADLY BECAUSE IT'S SO FREAKING FUNNY. Please look at my english standard. It's horrigible. But once again, LUCKILY water came out for pp1 so I got 32/50 for paper1 which pulled me up. (:

Math: 51. 4 people passed pp1 and I'm one of them! :D And anyway, 69% failed so my percentile probably 70% liao lah! Not bad hor? BUT, although I slept and slept and didn't do tutorials, I CHIONG DAMN HARD FOR MATH LEY! LIKE REDO-ING ALL THE TUTORIALS ONCE AGAIN. TELL ME WHETHER OR NOT I DESERVE TO PASS! HUH!

Physics: 61. 4th in class. OH MAN, my pp2 topped but........................................................... pp1 died. -.- Worth it though, to throw away pp1 for stats paper which pulled my math grades up, Haha. :D But kinda lucky luh. Given the fact that I expect to die. T.T My anyhow zam method worked. O.O

Chem: 45. -.- Lousy much. NOT EVEN TOP FEW SO LOSER D: And so angst, I memorised from notes and they say I wrong. And I careless like fuck. -.- If not probably got D! Zzz.

Geog: 60. Lucky much. =/

So yeah, that's basically my marks? :D

Rank points 56. :D Improved by 2 marks yo! HAHA.

Okay, first and foremost I wanna thank my one and only beloved God for blessing me and giving me strength to pull through that horrigible 1 month before MYE and also during MYE.

Secondly, I'd like to that all those awesome friends I have who stood by and taught me and helped me with my revision.

Thanks to these people and God, I'm able to survive. (: Thank you all. (:

hi onsugar. sorry for abandoning u for so long.

my hols was pretty awesome. spent almost everyday w shooters.

and we chomp ytd. and now i have indigestion and i woke up and puke and shit at like  seven am in th morning.

zzz.

omgosh.

k bye.